Latest Free Funny Quotes & Messages

Looking for a fun and creative way to add humor to your life? Crafty Art has got you covered! Our Funny Quote templates are designed to help you share laughter and create unforgettable life memories with your friends, family, and colleagues. Whether you're looking for funny quotes about life, funny sayings about life, or funny friendship quotes, we’ve curated a list of 30+ quotes that will leave you and your loved ones in stitches.

Life can be challenging, but with a touch of humor, we can all lighten up. Our templates feature some of the most relatable and funny inspirational quotes, perfect for those moments when you need to lift your spirits. Use these templates to spread joy, whether it’s through social media, greeting cards, or even a motivational note at work. Add a dash of comedy with funny work quotes, because who says you can't have fun at the office?

Here are some of the top quotes that you can use to create your own Funny Quote template on Crafty Art:

• "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
• "I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
• "Behind every successful person is a lot of coffee."
• "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
• "I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days."
• "Dreams don’t work unless you hit snooze."
• "My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people know I’m still alive."
• "I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more."
• "If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
• "You can’t have everything… where would you put it?"
• "I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing."
• "I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
• "Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."
• "The road to success is always under construction."
• "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
• "I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!"
• "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch."
• "I'm not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing."
• "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
• "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
• "A day without laughter is a day wasted."
• "I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
• "Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll?"
• "Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park."
• "Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands."
• "If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you."
• "I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
• "I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
• "I thought growing old would take longer."
• "I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket.'"

Crafty Art's online Funny Quote templates are perfect for every occasion—whether you’re trying to crack up your colleagues with funny motivational quotes, share humorous quotes with friends, or just want to lighten up someone's day with a quote of the day funny. You can even personalize our templates with your own quotes or use some of these funny gems. Let your creativity shine and have fun!

For those who love diversity, we also offer funny Hindi quotes to add a cultural twist to your humor collection. With short funniest friends quotes and short funny quotes you can quickly spread a little laughter in just a few words.

At Crafty Art, we make it easy for you to create and share your unique sense of humor with our custom Funny Quote template invitations. Ready to create unforgettable memories? Start crafting your own hilarious designs now!